This morning, the world’s attention turned to the Olympic Games Frisbee Final.

The Russian Team, who have not been beaten in four years, was brutally defeated this time by their American rivals who were apparently trained for the last couple of years in a secret Frisbee base somewhere in the Everglades swamps.

“Yeah! That is an American dynasty, baby. It was a great game, a little tough conditions, but it was awesome – although the Russians are a little hairy for my taste”

said the USA gold-medal winner, Crocodile Dundee.