I don’t know how we missed it before but this Japanese game from 2009 surpasses all others on the weirdness scale and must rate as the manliest game ever. In Muscle March, the all mighty protein powder has been stolen and it’s down to Tony and his muscle-bound chums to chase down the thieves and retrieve it. With the interactivity of the wii controls you can flex and pose as I know you’ve always wanted. Not enough ? If you have the controllers you can also work your bodybuilding skills with up to 3 friends in multiplayer mode.

It escaped from Japan and was available internationally with Nintendo Wii Ware but where are the ports ? We can only hope that Namco release a Kinect version of this for some high definition Muscle March action. For the original trailer that caused such a stir check out the video below.